After the successful Large Hadron Collider (LHC) experiment, a team of global scientists has now embarked on a more ambitious and challenging research project to determine what causes highest human outrage level in Arnab Goswami.
Like the mysterious ‘God Particle’ that is believed to provide mass to the matter in the Universe, there could be a sub-atomic particle that gives God-like rage and a sense of omniscient power to Arnab.
“The challenge before us is to pinpoint this mysterious element and understand its properties,” said a senior researcher associated with the project. The experiment involves collecting samples of Arnab’s sound waves from ‘News Hour’ programme and putting them through the particle accelerator for a collision with protons. The collision data will then be analysed to observe the unique behaviour of Arnab’s sound waves.
Hailed as a marriage between behavioural science and quantum physics, the research project is expected to help scientists quantify, in absolute terms, the elusive “Arnab Constant,” the highest theoretically possible human outrage level, and set a benchmark for future. It will then become a standard measurement like gravity and atmospheric pressure.
By — Rambler
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