(Suresh Dharur)

In a major scientific breakthrough, a leading IIT-JEE coaching institution in the country has invented an ultrasound scanning machine that can be used to impart lessons in Mathematics, Physics and Chemistry to the yet-to- be-born child in mother’s womb.

Using sound waves, the new technology converts loads of information into an easily absorbable substance that can start nourishing the foetus from fourth month onwards. “As the baby grows in the womb, it starts absorbing the CBSE syllabus chapter-wise. During weekends, there will be revision of syllabus that has been covered,” said the project head.

For parents who dream about their children becoming IITians so that they can hold their heads high in social circles, the coaching through ultrasound technology comes as a boon. Instead of sending their wards to the IIT Foundation coaching from primary school stage, they can now deliver a fully-grown, IIT-compliant baby.

Christened as “Sono Sona” (Golden Sound), the new technology will be patented soon and offered through a leading chain of diagnostics with Pan-India footprint, the institute spokesman said. “You conceive. We will deliver IITian,” will be the tagline of the institute.

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